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You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. On top of that, I sometimes worry that I'm oversharing or not making . ! To me, you are that precious stone that is truly uncommon and special right in my heart. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. If you'll look toward the bottom of this page, you'll notice that I added a nifty little thing called the "babel fish". You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. According to my theory that everything is real. I even impress myself. ._12xlue8dQ1odPw1J81FIGQ{display:inline-block;vertical-align:middle} It isn't filled with water but rather the blood, sweat, and tears that I harbor. Who'da thought it? It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. Wow. Email List Ideas (and Generator) Would it vary? Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. Maybe I should use spell-check. Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. Boy, are you mythical, mystical readers in for a treat, today! OR something. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. I can't believe I'm bothering to do this. So it doesn't matter. ._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa{margin-top:8px}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa ._3EpRuHW1VpLFcj-lugsvP_{color:inherit}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa svg._31U86fGhtxsxdGmOUf3KOM{color:inherit;fill:inherit;padding-right:8px}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa ._2mk9m3mkUAeEGtGQLNCVsJ{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;color:inherit} Money Back Guarantees I'd mind you less if you'd stop wasting our oxygen, and valuable resources on your stupid insignificant life. OH, DON'T YOU SEE THE TOENAILS?!! :) Seeya! If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. And I promise not to force you to live when you would rather die. The whole thing. why must everyone always rhyme, why Im a poet and dont I know it? TWO MILES? Heat the oil until it is hot. 8. Because this is the first time I've been on a computer all day. That's just one of those many facts of life that are better left mysteries. Not even my friends*sniffle* The just ignore this poor, pathetic little page. That made him happy. Hmmmmmmonkey. On almost all the "purified" water bottles I've ever seen it has the following mesage: "Purified through reverse osmosis. Air pressure. Wellany wayseeya! That's not fair! I have neither won nor lost money/neopoints. He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! Now I do. Enjoy! You gormless crook-pated tosser. So, predictably, here I am. You remind me of drool. May your day be shiney! I bet you couldn't tell. End of story. It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. 45 min ago Start Learning Copy Now It's time to warn you, the viewererreaderabout the evils of various stuff. They're basically begging on the street. But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. My mother tried to order a mushroom-swiss burgeronly to discover that the place had no swiss-cheese. She didn't think it was weird, either. There are not enough words in the English language to describe the sheer coolness of the fight choreography, special effects and the plot. Happy? I'm so happy! Soif you wish to contribute to this great and magneficent and magestic and MOOSEY projectwe need the following things: 739 rolls of aluminium foil (preferably the extra shiny kind) 417 refridgerator boxes, 9000 rolls of "sticky on both sides" duct tape, 300 lbs of chicken feathers (preferably white) and 1 (one) thermo-nuclear-rocket-thruster. I'm back. Good roasts can enliven and bring joy to awkward dinners and parties if . I have an extra-special rant for you all today, to celebrate the new domain name! Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. He even tried to hide the sword behind his back! This is one of the weirdest sites: or your money back! Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. Or maybe not. I definitly mistrust lots of stuff. We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! Pastebin . Before we knew it, we were on the road. So he probably didn't see the majority of my site. Just like all those reports people have to do. It was fairly fun. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? (on accident, vast number of times) Hee-Hee! It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. Oh, well. *let the panic begin! I'm tired. Hmmmmgood question. I know. No. I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. Thanks. If my sisteruhMrs. X were ever asked a question on the Civil War on a quiz show, she'd come up with nothing. It's like this. Real Estate Flyers The fake blood seeped into the open wound. And not so pissed at my weird family. They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. And I don't really have a topic today. Even the air is conspiring to squish me! All because YOU tried to convince me that I was crazy. Makes you think that the long held belief that Kodak conspired with the JFK assasin(s) is normal. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. I have to wonderwhy would Kodak do such a thing. Generate fun, amusing and insulting insults with the Insult Generator. After all, I'm talking to you, aren't I? No! Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. Now think of 100 people typing randomly. I'm leavin', for now. Writing Advertorials "lower the quality"? Get First Photography Job And if they're so poor, what possessed them to buy a monkey? we clapped. It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. We could all breath a sigh of relief as parents kept their children inside, away from the evil truck drivers and near the T.V. That way all the members (what members) can print out a copy of it for themselves (if they didn't get that copy in the mail) I guess I'm done for the dayI know. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well it didn't really say anything. Anyway, gotta go! Pathetic. In obscure cookbooks. It'd be cool. It didn't. Uhdon't think soNumber Four: I could have learned to drive. That is the only possible explanation as to why it upsets her so much. It really lets me get to know you. Copywriting Mistakes Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. I think I hear a monkeyOkaynow I'm back. claims no knowledge as to where that particullary nasty rumor started, but confirms that this is the best site ever. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. I hate Math. I added to the lenghth of the LTE without even thinking! That's why. The moment Neo woke from dreams of Trinity's death, he made a choice. But my idiotic body has an automatic alarm clock, or something. Anyway, moving on! And so the week went by. Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. In all those 911 shows, people wake up and their house is engulfed in flames. You exploud. And really angry, and confused. I figured you rush right on over to e-mail me. No? This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. Eliminate BuzzWords You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. 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