Time for something, for something sweet to eat! Does he have a good job? Like Godzilla couldnt evenokay not the time. Would you make a different choice so that you didnt go through high school with the nickname Streak? (Saddened) I refuse because its nice that you only see blurs of everything. Those two bothers will have to rhyme with each other Ive calculated every move, gesture, emotion, facial expression, every minute detail to the perfect normal because all you ever wanted was a normal kid, but its just not enough. Its like I was made for you. Hes out of his mind! Best friend? I left my backpack on the floor. No one sees me cry. Because, there is no one. Im sick of being normal for you. From your Love, -Catherine and baby Jake. I dont care if you like her. Only a little longer guys. It came from out of nowhere like I dont even know how the monkey got where I was so it could poop on my head specifically. And she found that, had it. Ugh! I love all the fun trips and traveling, and this loving and kind family, I just dont think a sixteen-year-old should be held to such high expectations. And now I wish that I never had a dog in the first place. But you cant tell anyone ok! I would like to share one of my favorite memories of her and I, when I first met her and found the love of my life, I instantly knew that we were meant to be together, and I told that other man that was looking at you Back off shes mine. And it was true. Thank you. By: Marina Paul, Age 15, Utah USA Description: After aspiring for it her whole life, Missy Lewis has just won the title of Miss Fortune. She is now being questioned about the mysterious injuries to the other contestants. But I swear, if I get this promotion I will be the hardest worker youve ever had. All Ive got to do is go up there and perform it the way I know I can, the way Ive rehearsed it dozens of times in the mirror, and if I do that Ill be fine. That is not good for two reasons: 1) Its getting hot in here. I thought you said you brought me a present. And it says: "Help! They eat with them, laugh with them, sit in their laps and let their teeth near their throats. You know, the L word? First Place Winner! You know, the teachers in highschool told us college professors are going to be very strict with us and make us work hard. 4. (Begins experiencing an emotional shift.) Well, unfortunately Ive tried that already and they didnt buy it. Third Place Winner! Well not you guys but your ancestors. By: Chloe Cramutola, Age 16, New Jersey, USA Description: In a world where everyone has gone missing, one teen remains, imagining that he/she is a radio show host. No need to write to us ahead of time. By:Philip G., Age 13, New Mexico, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen wishes to overcome his/her fears. He told me that in elementary school all the kids poked at him for being short. First Place Winner! How do you expect her to speak perfect English when no one is helping her? Finally! Whoa. Once upon a time, that is. I had the overwhelming feeling that I didnt really know my mother at all. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic, (Actor is holding a bouquet and standing as if facing a groom in a wedding ceremony. Eeyore: I guess one of those would be just the thing. I would be too if I had to go in there. Guys, I realize we have been doing this for months now, but we only gotta hang in for a little longer. (Tearing up. I stayed up all night reading classified documents. Speaking of Wicked, I am playing Glinda in our school version of the Broadway musical this spring. (giving a new idea, hoping desperately) Then lets sneak it through a smaller port. Do you know how to reverse climate change? There has to be a way out of here. (beat) No, I do not stroke it with one hand while laughing madly. I hope you realize that Faith brings nothing to the table when it comes to a musical. So anyway, he ruined the subject English for me. Owl: Ooh, you'll want to write "Happy Birthday" on it! (waits a second) He stopped. You can come out now, Tigger. In the distance, I could hear the familiar hush of the ocean. No? Funny, isnt it? Hello, and welcome to Fencing 101. Itll wash right off, and you can win a Starbucks gift card, they said. Genre: Dramatic. Until one day he left and didnt come back. I remember at one time I was obsessed with numbers, I started counting calories, weighing myself all the time, etc. Its all Ive been thinking about since graduation. I hear his truck roll up, and the crunch of gravel under his feet. He had small children, she said. (Getting angry.) Yes, I know that I can have salad instead, and salad is only 200 calories. Because of you! Im going to leave the loaf to rise under the skylight. Its quite a momentous mountain. You know, I though falling to your death would be scary, but it was somehow soothing knowing it was all over and I was about to die. The mask even moves when you talk. Up, down, up. They say it is an addiction and that I am in denial. Hey, can you feel that? Then see how they like it. Ill make them feel loved. (pause) No, really. Barbara if you found a spider in your daughters room you would not hesitate to smash that creeper. But I imagine the shape and structure of our DNA is related to some kind of larger thing in the universe. With a hefty happy appetite, With a mighty heave, I launch myself toward it, overpowering the dark being andand then I hear her. In fact, Id be better than fine, Ill be amazing. No! Crisp, cool, green, soft, forgiving. How many foxberries, with red berries, like blood stand around the road, so many bloody tears were shed by young women, seeing their husbands off to death. Naturally, it takes a good deal of words to say a long thing like that! Or if your dad will come home- as himself. Im jealous. But honestly, thats never going to happen, I could steal your belt buckle before you had time to put me in handcuffs. Pigeons! In your next class period, you slip a piece of chewing gum in your mouth. (sigh) Youre very pretty. Those crocs? What if you wake up every day feeling like you just want to disappear, sink into a cloud of nothing? I spent most of my days in bed and in the depths of it, all I wanted was to go to sleep forever. 4 0 obj
She can be scary sometimes. [Pooh] With me! (Student is speaking into a cell phone and pacing about the space; leaning over, crouching down, standing on tip toes, shouting, etc. Gender: Male Genre: Dramatic, (Actor should be over-the-top enthusiastic, acting out the pitches, bat swings, and catches.). Guys, I know I knocked over a couple of buildings, but if you were my size, you would too. They relate to one another while attempting to connect the bits and pieces of text. Why are you watching Youtube? My dad is an entomologist, so he got me interested at a young age. Im Brock Bruce, and I am here to tell you why I, Brock Bruce, your hardworking Walmart stock boy of 28 years deserves a promotion. She pulled me in here. Thats Julian Wynn, and he has really bad allergies. You know what? I have dreams about leaving this small apartment and I long to walk around the city and see things, learn in a school and not be homeschooled. Oh, what the heck. But losing him taught me that sometimes life is sad. I was here first, and as a feline, I have the advantage in the smarts department. If not me, at least Violet Little, (Calming down a bit) even though her accent was more on the Australian side, but maybe thats because she is Australian, I dont really remember. Sorry, I meant how is he for you? I love you beary much? Disgusting. Why would I promise anything to a flag. While the other half are looking for a word stronger than very.. But quite honestly, every day is my birth-day now. Let me know. Sometimes you dont even want the good compliments because they make you feel bad because you feel like what you wear shouldnt matter. This really cute guy is the stage manager and he asked me out this Friday night. But I mean, lets be honest here. I was his daughter; he was supposed to care. Hey man, bring ya red nose over here AYE MAN, I said bring ya RED NOSE over here! You are all familiar with ravioli, we have been bred and raised on the stuff, the epitome of pasta. Oh, no, not again. I thought Id be alone, sneaking out this late. I will snatch it and all of its accessories and Ill barricade myself in my room! Winnie the Pooh Mom, theres something I need to tell you. So, you go. (Stops. That was a close one! Any time. First Place Winner By: Hannah Chaffin, Age 16 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A conceited high school girl who volunteers to visit a disabled boy, is called out for actually being selfish and egotistical. Wrong. You have to get through it, so you can read the more exciting part? Who are you? She was my best friend and I loved her so much, but how can I watch the entire school honour her memory and think shes a saint when she was the reason most of the students were depressed? Barely. My dad was always apologizing. I cherish the moments I have with my family because I know that at any time, they can be taken away from me; Off to fight some war and never come back. (turns back to the audience) I wasnt supposed to shout it. I think I was like four or five. It was a test to see if we could read directions, and it said not to write anything down? I was always just walking to get somewhere, never just to wander off into some cave and get bit by I dont even wanna know, or throw a rock over a seagulls head in order to get the piece of bagel it was going to steal from me, or have to drive around to the nearest beach to catch a bath before families started coming in and setting up their volleyball nets. Mostly I wanted somebody with a degree and a license to confirm my lifelong sneaking suspicion that I do have clinical depression. Pick that up, well need it later (Suddenly surprised. I was scared to take on such a big role. Sure, he might be a King of the Underworld and the pomegranate trick was a bit wicked, but we seem to be a perfect match! Second Place Winner! I felt like I knew her for my entire life. I see me. What was that? All I have to say is wow. Jessie! Can I go to the nurses office? I dont know, can you? When I went to the Ferris wheel, they asked if I wanted the twelve and under ticket. I mean pledge means promise, right? Im grinding my teeth. Get back here! The routines the same, the weathers the sameif anythings not the same, its me. But hey, theres a rumor going around that when I get back, Im going to be the coolest kid in school! Every time I see you refuse to eat what I put on your plate, I just want to smack you! It is from Eeyore's perspective that the speaker is talking. I heard my dad once tell my mom that if there was a nuclear war, the only things left would be the cockroaches and Keith Richards, the skeleton-looking guy. The brother who had never even played the lottery before that day! I hate getting on a scale and feeling like its screaming at me to get off. B-L-U-E blue. Ive moved on. After I got out of there, it was back to stealing cars. The second time I remember being hurt is when I was maybe 9 or so. I saw you from across the street, and I just gotta say, I love your Halloween costume! You now have to stay there for six months of the year. But the thing is, I love Hades. I studied my butt off for the SATs to get into this kind of college, and this is what I get for my hard work? Here are his picks for Disney monologues for women. Excuse me Mr. Jacobs. Cozy cottage. Well. Third Place Winner! (Pause.) A sweet introduction to adulthood and the United States Healthcare system. I opened the windows and watered your plants. When you mutter like that, Pooh, we can't have a productive discourse about the situation. Here, have a cup of tea. Butmaybe thats okay. Well now you know. (LogOut/ Okay, calm down. Now it is all over because I made one mistake. No! And as soon as the flood is over I shall give you a hero party! You see, I know youre most likely confused right now and to that I say youre hugging the tight rope as you exist in this world. Rabbit: Oh, you've got a lot of nerve showing up here after what you did to Eeyore! 4. I love you! Why? My family lovingly nicknamed me Eeyore by the time I was 4. You know, the kind of monster that records a fight rather than breaking it up? Were going to be okay, he said, everything is going to be okay. but then the doors burst open. I mean, Im not judging you, as I said before, I was going throughout that order too. The two bothers, Eeyore adds in the next line, will have to rhyme with each other. My pap told us that he heard of a nice farm in Fresno that is offering workers a place to live in a house on the farm. I promise you that I wont let Luke see you or remember you like this. Although Im nowhere near perfect, I still have a lot of work to do. All the skinny pretty girls at school like him! Im totally pumped. Im ready. Ill be there early. Do you really want to know what that cockroach did? Pooh: I found out what's troubling Eeyore. And theres two of them. She probably still holds a grudge from THE MISHAP. The very concept is preposterous! Not only because it reflects Disney's original vision for Winnie the Pooh as a feature but because it also embodies the spirit of youth and childhood as seen through the eyes of Christopher Robin and his animal friends and shared by generations of the young and young at heart. The only thing I can do now is go home, because I cant stay here. Miss Fortune is not a title that I take lightly. When I spilled a cup of uncooked rice over the dirt floor of our house, my mother smacked me across the face and the whole family spent the next hour picking every grain of rice off the floor. And it struck me like lightning. Yes. And what do teenagers need? Genre: Comedic. Genre: Dramatic. (practically throws phone) Leslie? I pledge allegiance to the flag. Samantha, oh my god, that man must be the most depressing person I have ever met. Oh, hallo, am I glad to see you? Alone. Winnie the Pooh Its kind of weird to tell a stranger my life story and pour out my feelings. Agh! Were gonna play a lot of games again, like we used to. It just takes a lot of work, and I dont know if I can do it. Shes getting water Or Its her turn never sat right with me. So, the stages go like this: Sit and stare at the wall, eat and get bigger, and binge watch my favorite shows on Netflix. (Consider ending the monologue here or continue through the end with Claudia taking responsibility.) I wonder and I wonder, and I know that you say its just my imagination. Its ok, cause you can say whatever you want about me because I dont really think of myself as a thief, I think of myself more as an artist. I couldnt believe I just got pulled into my mirror by my own reflection! What can I say to convince you Im not a bad guy? I dont think youve visited him in a while. Please turn your camera on. acute malignant leukemia of the lymph glands sounds fancy, dont it? Strike one, yelled the umpire, and everyone cheered. (pause) Wait, what happened?!!! This paper that will destroy my GPA. By: Sophie S., Texas, USA, Age 16 Description: Tommy, 18, is going away to college, and saying goodbye to a tiger who has been his imaginary friend his entire life. It was so weird. I didnt even realize what I was missing out on. Yall get paid a pretty hefty salary considering you just sit down and listen to people go on, and on about their problems. (looks at phone nervously) Uh oh! Not for losing this, youre okay, you lost nothing. P-P-Please, may I come in? This isnt just for us, its for our future. He never quite manages it but does wish him well and since Our love at the end of the poem. [Owl] Well I say now. We all need to accept who we are, like that Miss Strawberry chic. How did I survive this? Not to be trusted! Miss Fortune would never strike at a time when another contestant was supposedly answering a question about what they would supposedly do if they won the supposed titleand the entire audience was in tears about her heartwarming answer. Im failing all of my classes and I drop out of school to become a sign spinner outside of KFC. The bill that I was supposed to pay for with the money that I was supposed to win from this competition. Go find a dogs butt to sniff! Here we go. With people skating, skiing, sledding, having fun in the snow, making snowmen, feeding penguins! He's Winnie the Pooh,Winnie the Pooh,Willy, nilly, silly old bear. I hate grey. "Yup, I know how that feels." "Moved me to tears." "Thanks, but I'd rather stay an Eeyore." "The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is you're the only one." Pooh's Heffalump Movie "The sky has finally fallen. HOW DO YOU TURN THE CAMERA OFF? Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff You shall live with me! What did I ever do to deserve this kind of pain and hurt? Its minus two hundred and seventy degrees Celsius! Jacoby Jones Net Worth, What did I just say? By: Tristin Fuller, Washington, USA, Age 13 Description: A job interview goes awry when its revealed that the company is a cult. Whatever. Maybe its too late for us. Guess I'll have to get used to it., It's an awful nice tail, Kanga. 1. As a fellow, neighbor, worker, and citizen of this fair town I am here to tell you why I, Brock Bruce, deserves a promotion, and how together, we can make Walmart Great Again! Ill never actually be in a meaningful relationship. Having all this doubt in a better existence. Im not going to give my daughter false hopes about a God who does nothing. You can do this. Cmon man! Oh, Anna. Grrrr! Why does Sky have to be such a gossiper with her amazing looks and gorgeous hair, although she is still a four eyes, but I guess I cant say anything (points to glasses). The White House announced that singer Justin Timberlake is slated to perform there on April 9th as part of a celebration for Memphis Soul music. Its every day, every night. Now, Ive been thinking for a long time. Forever. He was like Ha, ha. (waits for a response) Yeah I didnt think so. We want to see your whole face. Do Hawks Eat Snakes, Class of 2020, I have something I need to say to you. But that day was different. There are stories in your songs. I see a therapist. That thunder and lightning surrounding us? Enough to provide drinking water to cities and villages for a year! Its so big its pressed up against the skylight! You will find your way back. there was just so much blood. Give it a rest. I will not hesitate to take it! How do you think that makes me feel, huh? That was never a problem, because I didnt want to go a single day without my Tiger by my side. By some miracle, I was able to escape. 2 pencil, has been clearly mauled by Troll teeth. What luck! I miss my friends, my dog, my house, and even my mom. He's Winnie the Pooh So now- when I go to see my wonderful Hades, my mother stops letting plants grow and becomes Winter, because she is so sad I am going. The names Wolf, Trevor Wolf. But it also holds so dark ones. Eeyore: That happens when you've been in a river a long time, Piglet. This is Captain McGrady. Wait! She said he was gruff and that it probably wouldnt last long. I mean most people are, but I always find comfort sitting in it. He eagerly shares his enthusiasm with otherswhether they want him to or not. Ill just try and make a cover story. Or, as its referred to in China, Tuesday. This is seen through the use of dashes, short lines, and the parenthesis which contain Eeyores commentary on how he thinks the poem is progressing. 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